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• Salespeople have a way with their tongues.
• People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
• Fellows who have no tongues are often all eyes and ears. -- Haliburto
• 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.
  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice....
• LISP just wants to have fun.
• I used to have a Life. Now I have a girlfriend?