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• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
• Lord, give me strength to turn this machine off.
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
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• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...
• Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine
  Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I 'll not look for wine....
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• I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
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