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• You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, and that is sufficient.
  -- Murphy's Thirteenth Law...
• You can fool all of the people some of the time; you can fool some of the people all of the time
  and that should be sufficient for most purposes....
• You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.
• Deal's First Law of Sailing: The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number and experience of the people you take on board.
• The most common given name in the world is Mohammad
  he most common family name in the world is Chang....
• The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.
• Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money....
• Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.
• Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  -- Lerman's Law of Technology You are never given enough money. -- Lerman's Corollary...