Give Up On Aerobics. Aside From The Problem Of How To Wear The Leotards, Or Just How You Plan To Do Star Jumps, There's Not Going To Be A Lot Of Air Where You're Going To Be.

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Give up on aerobics. Aside from the problem of how to wear the
leotards, or just how you plan to do star jumps, there's not going to be
a lot of air where you're going to be. Experiment with hydrobics
instead.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.

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