GOAT
A horned beast, known to cross troll-infested bridges in packs of
three. Goats are unable to eat flowers, lest they explode. The
goats, I mean. It'd be pretty silly if flowers exploded. Then they
couldn't have florists. They'd become explosists. "Anywhere in the
world, send a message to show you hate. Intexploder."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
