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• God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
• God made a few people perfect--the rest He created right-handed.
• Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others.
• Some foolish men declare that a Creator made the world.
  The doctrine that the world was created is ill-advised, and should be rejected....
• MUSIC A terribly, terribly subjective thing. [Don't see Megabogue] Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your brai
  and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)....
• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• God created sex. Priests created marriage. -- Voltaire
• On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.