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God creates Dinosaur, God destroys Dinosaur, God creates Man, Man
destroys God, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man, Woman inherits
the Earth
-- Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern in Jurassic Park
Related:
Dad Dinosaur: Would you turn off that rock-and-rock music?
Boy Dinosaur: Hey, don't have a stegasaurus, man!...
And Man said: 'Let there be God,' and there was God!
As good almost kill a man as kill a good book: who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's image
but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Areopagitica...
Modesty creates success. The superior man carries things through.
God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God invented Mexico.
-- Larry Storch...
God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer, God made pot!
God created man; all the rest is the work of the integers.
When God created man, She was only testing.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.