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God Helps Those Who Have 7 Percent Mortgages. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
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God helps those who have 7 percent mortgages.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be at less than 18 percent per annum compounded daily.
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God helps them that help themselves.
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Some are weatherwise, some are meteorologists. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches.
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An empty bag cannot win in New York. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
Experience keeps a dear school, but it's a hell of a campaign tactic. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
He that riseth late is not campaigning in New York today. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
Remember that time in office is money in the campaign fund. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac