God Invented Mothers Because He Couldn't Be Every Where At Once, And God Invented Guilt Because Mothers Could Not Be Every Where At Once.

God Invented Mothers Because He Couldn't Be Every Where At Once, And God Invented Guilt Because Mothers Could Not Be Every Where At Once.

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God invented mothers because he couldn't be every where at once, And
God invented guilt because mothers could not be every where at once.

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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. -- Jewish Proverb
Strange, because they are so frankly and hysterically insane -- like all dream
a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad one...
He was a wise man who invented God. -- Plato
He was a wise man who invented God. PLATO
That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers!
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
-- Aristotle...
God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God invented Mexico.
-- Larry Storch...