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God Said "Let There Be Light", So Somebody Struck A Match
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God said "Let there be light", So somebody struck a match
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And God said: "Let there be light, but make it quick.
God Said "Let there be Light" And The Pagan Said "Who Said That?
Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light -- Old Testament -- Genesis i, 3
SO DON'T TRY TO LIGHT IT WITH A MATCH.
And God said: "Let there be light", and there was light.
And everyone said, "Hey, cool! Do You do parties?...
And then God said, No, a BUD light!
And Man said: 'Let there be God,' and there was God!
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing, but you could see it.
-- Dave Thomas, SCTV...