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Going Into A Church In Havana, A Poor Woman Paused By A Cross And Kissed The Feet Of Jesus.
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Going into a church in Havana, a poor woman paused by a cross and kissed the
feet of Jesus. "Tell me," asked a soldier, "would you kiss the feet of your
great leader Castro as well?" The woman replied, "Why, yes - as long as he
was hung this way."
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