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• Let your humor always be good humor in both senses.
  If it comes of a bad humor, it is pretty sure not to belie its parentage....
• Cynicism is humor in ill-health. -- H. G. Well
• Open confession is good for the soul.
• Good health will be yours for a long time.
• Malice drinks one-half of its own poison -- Seneca
• She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge
  containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours after use....
• Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
• Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergma