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Good Things Come To Those Who Gain Weight.
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Good things come to those who gain weight.
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Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
-- Abraham Lincol...
All things come to those...who get on a mailing list.
Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
All Good Things Come In Numbers . . .
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
All good things must come to an end.
Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.