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• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Are you sure you're telling the truth?...
• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
• Don't ask of your friends what you yourself can do. -- Quintus Enniu
• Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you.
  Do not fear friends. At worst, they may betray you....
• To make yourself miserable, think that you are indispensable to your job, your company, and your friends.
• If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.
• Friends: family that you can choose for yourself.