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• gorets /gor'ets/ n. The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the Usenet newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no definition is ever final....
• frink: /frink/ v. The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the USENET newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, where it is said that the lemurs know what `frink' means, but they aren't telling....
• frink /frink/ v. The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, where it is said that the lemurs know what `frink' means, but they aren't telling....
• uit: n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
  Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
• MOTSS: /mots/ or /M-O-T-S-S/ [from the 1970 U.S. census forms via USENET] n.
  Member Of The Same Sex, esp. one considered as a possible sexual partner....
• Great Renaming: n. The {flag day} in 1985 on which all of the non-local groups on the {USENET} had their names changed from the net.
  format to the current multiple-hierarchies scheme....
• amizdat: [Russian, literally "self publishing"] n.
  The process of disseminating documentation via underground channels....
• fuck me harder: excl. Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp.
  in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse)....
• yetwork: /nyet'werk/ [from Russian `nyet' = no] n.
  A network, when it is acting {flaky} or is {down}....