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Gosh, Dr. Heller... Even Your Death Ray Doesn't Work!
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"Gosh, Dr. Heller... even your Death Ray doesn't work!"
"By Gar! How do you kill a dead dog?"
-- Flaming Carrot and Dr. Heller try to, err, kill, a dead dog
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Run, if you like, but try to keep your breath; Work like a man, but don't be worked to death.
-- Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr....
A dead dog cannot bite.
CARROT JUICE?!?! -- 6th Dr.
It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not.
This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me....
I cannot rely on your primitive technology. Kill the patient.
-- Anya to Dr. Pulaski, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8...
After the lawyers are all dead, kill the Politicians!
If Elvis ain't dead, let's kill him!
Prosthetic dog claws -- "101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
Tobacco is the only drug in America that will kill you if it's taken as directed.
-- Dr. C. Everett Koop...