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• Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
  Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number": 1-800-AUDITME...
• The Internal Revenue Service has a new "800" number, 1-800-NO MERCY!
• Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service?
• You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
• The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
  If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless....
• The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
  If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless....
• IRS employees who answer the agency's toll-free hotline dispense incorrect advice at least 30% of the time, according to an internal audit.