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• Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
  -- Casey Stengel...
• When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be.
  But it's hard not to. -- Andy Rooney...
• It's easier to listen than it is to think. -- Andy Rooney, on the popularity of televisio
• We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away.
  The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• You go to bed, dear. I'll bag the nazi and tiddy up. -- Paul Bland, from Eating Raoul
• Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.