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• Ladies and gentlemen, the question you have to ask yourselves on November 8th is whose judgement do you trust?
  Do you trust the judgement of a man who traded arms to the Ayatollah and used that money to fund an illegal war in Central America, or do you trust a son of Greek immigrants, who can think and talk in complete sentences?...
• I just couldn't convince Texans that Dukakis was Greek for Bubba. -- Lloyd Benso
• While passing a vacant lot late one night, a jogger was stopped by a man who held a gun to his head.
  "Who are you for," the gunman snarled, "Bush or Dukakis?...
• Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!
• Live from New York ... It's Saturday Night!
• Mr. Canal, stop this instant! I must ask that you refrain from knife-fighting in the White House!
  -- Saturday Night Live...
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
• Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufma
• I'm against any law that I wouldn't break if I could get away with it.
  -- A. Whitney Brown, Saturday Night Live...