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• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
  They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable....
• A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own disadvantage
  people may be amused, and laugh at the time, but they will be remembered, and brought up against him upon some subsequent occasion....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
  ..It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman despise him....
• EMBALM, v.i. To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds.
  By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew....
• It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote himself to the eradication of any, even the most enormous wrong
  he may still properly have other concerns to engage him...
• A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
  -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown....
• Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
  Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down....