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• We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.
• If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite
  you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times. -- Anselm Feuerbach...
• Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
• We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Brau