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• Wherever God erects a house of prayer, The Devil always builds a chapel there
  And 't will be found, upon examination, The latter has the largest congregation....
• And without partiality, a woamn of sense and manners is the finest and most delicate part of God's creation.
  -- Daniel DeFoe...
• Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents were from different families.
• Oh who can tell, save he whose heart hath tried.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Corsair, Canto i, Stanza 1...
• We, my Lords, may thank Heaven that we have something better than out brains to depend on.
  -- Lord Chesterfield to the House of Lord...
• In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing.
  We lived at the junction of great trout rivers in western Montana, and our father was a Presbyterian minister and a fly fisherman who tied his own flies and taught others....
• MARK, MARKY I don't know what it is about these people who not only have first and surnames starting with the same letters, but also have the nerve to get famous with those names.
  I guess their parents were all alliteration enthusiasts....
• Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?
  Who knew the dream would come true for one of us. [Marge looks disappointed] Oh, come on!...
• Not always actions show the man; we find Who does a kindness is not therefore kind.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle i, Line 109...