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Grignard: A Fictitious Class Of Compounds Often Found On Organic Exams And Never In Real Life.
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Grignard: A fictitious class of compounds often found on organic
exams and never in real life.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Related:
Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
First Order Reaction: The reaction that occurs first, not always the one desired.
For example, the formation of brown gunk in an organic prep....
Natural Product: A substance that earns organic chemists fame and glory when they manage to systhesize it with great difficulty, while Nature gets no credit for making it with great ease.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Scientific Method: The widely held philosophy that a theory can never be proved, only disproved, and that all attempts to explain anything are therefore futile.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary