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Ground Yourself, THEN Hug Your Motherboard!
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Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!
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Your motherboard wears COM.BAT reboots!
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.
-- Daniel B. Lute...
Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
Wear natural fibers. Hug your cat.
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing!
Motherboard - a maternal parent listening to you tell her about your latest program.