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Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd.
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If it weren't for lawyers we wouldn't need lawyers.
Read this tagline, or we shoot this dog.
We aim to please, but we shoot to kill.
I'm working on my 2nd $million... Gave up on the 1st.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV