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Guards, Beat This Man Brutally For Daring To Try To Confuse Me!" -- Floyd Farland
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"Guards, beat this man brutally for daring to try to confuse me!"
-- Floyd Farland
Related:
There's someone in my head, but it's not me... -- Pink Floyd
Never tell me the odds--numbers confuse me.
No fair, you're trying to confuse me with facts here.
Psychology is a fairly modern disease discovered by a man named Floyd.
The Magistrate renders summary judgement. You are sentenced to prison!
The guards recognize you as a 'three-time-loser' ....
Whip me, beat me, make me a SYSOP!
Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Floyd, age 9...
Together let us beat this ample field, Try what the open, what the covert yield.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle i, Line 9...
Don't confuse me with the facts - my mind is made up.