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• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter'
• If you really want the last word in an argument, try saying, "I guess you're right.
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess.
• Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
• If I didn't have a Unix machine, I'd feel naked. -- Guess Who
• If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.