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Guide To Understanding A Net.addict's Day: Slow Day
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Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.
-- jenk@microsoft.com (Jen Kilmer)
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