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• Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
• Saying guns cause crime is like saying matches cause arson.
• The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.
• There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
  -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate...
• Honesta turpitudo est pro causa bona." (Crime is honest in a good cause.
  ) -- Publilius Syrus (1st cent. B.C.)...
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Now apply to smoking
  Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do....
• ...it's people like you what cause unrest. -- Monty Pytho