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• Hackers do it with simultaneous access.
• Hackers do it faster.
• Ah, I have access. -- Data
• Programmers have random access memory!
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• fossil: n. 1. In software, a misfeature that becomes understandable only in historical context, as a remnant of times past retained so as not to break compatibility.
  Example: the retention of octal as default base for string escapes in {C}, in spite of the better match of hexadecimal to ASCII and modern byte-addressable architectures....
• pubic directory: [NYU] (also `pube directory' /pyoob' d*-rek't*-ree/) n.
  The `pub' (public) directory on a machine that allows {FTP} access....
• wizard mode: [from {rogue}] n. A special access mode of a program or system, usually passworded, that permits some users godlike privileges.
  Generally not used for operating systems themselves (`root mode' or `wheel mode' would be used instead)....