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• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• An average English word is four letters and a half.
  By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and shaved it down till the average is three and a half....
• All the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twai
• Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. -- Mark Twai
• Mark Twain had it right, of course.
• ... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twai
• Be good and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twai