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• They say we're 98 percent water. We're that close to drowning.
  ..[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -- Steven Wrigh...
• Bart: Yeah?| |Oh yeah?| |Yeah?| |Oh &l
  yeah>?| Lisa: |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• lt;*>{}<*> The only reason you remember your name &l
  *>{}<*> <*>{}<*> is because everybody keeps yelling at you....
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• Homer: [picks up a note] Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards.
  All the big words are spelled phonetically Home...
• Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
  I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
• lt;tyler-> rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know &l
  yler-> and I know some crazy ass people <mofino> haha &l...