"Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a
convenience store you know."
-- Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk, in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpsons
Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going to be playing
this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and, I kind of
like to research my roles and really get into it....