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Hang Five, Guys. I'm Getting Something. He Committed Suicide, He Committed Suicide, He Committed Suicide, The Fish Committed Suicide.
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Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he
committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
-- Cat in Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'
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Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...