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• Those who pun should be drawn and quoted.
• Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
  -- Babbaluche the cobble...
• Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French.
  Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek....
• I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Alle
• Tell me, why do they keep saying, "This cereal is shot out of a cannon.
  Who cares? So are cannonballs, but they don't taste good with cream and sugar....
• There is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions to the laws, would not deserve hanging ten times in his life.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. ix...