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• But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the _old_ gods!
  He demands sacrifice!" -- Calvin & Hobbe...
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?
  Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help. -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• I kind of like it. Interesting percussion section." "Those are cannons.
  "And they perform this in crowded concert halls? Gee, I thought classical music was boring!...
• In the past, you've been a remarkably poor judge of what your Mom cares about.
  -- Hobbes (and Calvin)...
• Childhood is short and maturity is forever." -- Calvin and Hobbe
• For a girl, she's remarkably perceptive." -- CALVIN AND HOBBES
• Hobbes is real and Calvin is his pet boy