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• If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
  .. -- Meat Loaf...
• The best safety device on a car is a rear view mirror with a policeman in it. -- Gil Ste
• I wish this mirror had a better view...
• Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D
• You're from the planet Earth. There is no persecution on your planet.
  There was persecution on Earth once; I remember reading about it in my history class....
• Just doing time on planet Earth...
• Say NOPE (Not On Planet Earth) to NIMBY
• People that have fuzzy dice hanging from their rear-view mirrors often suffer from insomnia.
• People of earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force.
  Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. -- The first broadcast of "Radio Ba...