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  he most important thing for us to remember is that the only way in which we can have any law at all is to have as little of it as possible....
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  Since the employer did not want to lie and make this person better than he was, he thought a while before writing anything....
• Questioning an undertaker: Can a person furnish his own casket?
  Would a large radio cabinet be acceptable for burial if hollowed out and made into a child's casket?...
• Bush? OK, he's experienced, but he's never going to be a GREAT liar.
  He can hardly bamboozle Dan Rather. How's he going to do up against bloodthirsty, power-mad dictator, like Margaret Thatcher?...
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.