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HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? - Can You Drive A French Motorcycle?
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HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? - Can you drive a French motorcycle?
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Harlez-vous francais? (Can you drive a French motorcycle?)
Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
(Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say? Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight....
Faire de la bonne cuisine demande un certain temps.
Si on vous fait attendre, c'est pour mieux vous servir, et vous plaire....
There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast as you can.
It's harder for drunk people to hit you....
You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls Royce?
After a hard drive you can get a little floppy