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• Drink up. The world's about to end. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Your arrival on the planet has caused considerable excitement.
  It has already been hailed, so I gather, as the third most improbable event in the history of the Universe....
• They don't have sarcasm on Betelgeuse, and Ford Prefect often failed to notice it unless he was concentrating.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late.
  Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat you see.
  I've never been very good at them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective....
• That is what you always say. -- J., The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created.
  This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move....
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy