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• Riker: "Welcome aboard, sir. I'm Commander Riker, first officer.
  Maxwell: "I know all about you, commander. Fine work you did with the Borg....
• A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: Welcome a Borg.
• Welcome aboard, I'm the Doctor, or will be if this regeneration works.
• Commander Kirk, you have the bridge.
• Kirk: "Permission to come aboard, Captain." Spock: "Welcome, Admiral.
  I think you know my training crew. Certainly they have come to know you....
• Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott.
  Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Welcome to Linguistic Hell. Have fun!
• Chekov: "Why not simply waperize them?" Valeris: "Like this?
  At ease. As you know, Commander Chekov, no one can fire an unauthorized phaser aboard a starship....
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 43685.2. As part of an exchange program, we are taking aboard a Klingon occupant to return the recent visit of Commander Riker to the cruiser Pagh.
  -- "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2...