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• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....
• Have you ever wondered why aquarium water tastes funny?
• When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
• Parables of an incarcerated man: If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs?
  Was Robin Hood's mother know as Mother Hood? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?...
• When I went in to buy the fur coat, the salesman told me, "You never in your life saw a coat this luxurious, this fine.
  And he takes the coat and throws it on the floor ....
• Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ?
  -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto...
• Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? Robert Browning
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....