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Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..
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Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer, Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
-- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blue...
Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
[Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they stand next to a blackboard with "Springfield" on it] Patty...
There is no time in space.
But I am here! I am Dune! -- Noah, ARK IN SPACE
Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
If it were done when 't is done, then 't were well It were done quickly
if the assassination Could trammel up the consequence, and catch With his surcease succe...
Some knocking is heard from the ceiling] Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor....
Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....