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Heck No I Ain't Broke, Just Badly Bent.
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Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent.
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I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
QOTD: "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
Sometimes you just gotta say `what the heck'.
Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places.
T is education forms the common mind: Just as the twig is bent the tree 's inclined.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle i, Line 149...
Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!
IBM: I Broke Mine
Cool... I broke his brain...