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A Hundred Years Ago We Were Much Smarter; Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Just Run Over.
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A hundred years ago we were much smarter; then you lived until you died and
not until you were just run over.
-- Will Rogers
Related:
Rogers: "Did you have any other children?" Beverly
My husband died a number of years ago, Wes was our only child....
Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?
Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
Work as if you were to live a hundred years, pray as if you were to die tomorrow. -- Ben Frankli
McCoy: "Aren't you carrying a surgeon?" Chang: "We were until this disgrace!
-- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
Yellow-legged frogs were once common in high-altitude lakes in the Sierra Nevada mountains, but they have become increasingly rare.
Trout feed on tadpoles and young frogs. Few lakes in the Sierra Nevada had any trout in them until a hundred years ago....
Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
-- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
And we were sufferin', until Suffrage!
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Roge