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• The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
  if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Why, he's no fun, he fell right over!
• Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over.
• My girlfriend and I fell in love with another woman over the phone.
• There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty
  here are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl....
• I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach
• In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.