He Is So Unlucky That He Runs Into Accidents Which Started Out To Happen To Somebody Else.

He Is So Unlucky That He Runs Into Accidents Which Started Out To Happen To Somebody Else.

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He is so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to
somebody else.
-- Don Marquis

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Heredity runs in our family. -- Don Marqui
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. -- Don Marqui
The typical successful American businessman was born in the country, where he worked like hell so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
-- Don Marqui...
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve.
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
-- Don Marqui...
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
-- Don Marqui...
There is nothing so habit-forming as money. -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)