Related:

• Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":) Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, Leave a message, at the tone.
  Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, Leave a message, you can reach us....
• Heartbreak Hotel
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
• Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background:) You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
  We can't come to the phone right now, because we're cleaning the refrigerator....
• To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries":) Leave a message.
  .. Leave a message... -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
• U2's "With or Without You":) No one's here to answer the phone, Leave a message at the tone, And we'll get back to you.
  We'll get back to you! -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
• Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.
  .. (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can....
• You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
  You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....
• C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way.
  .. just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon.....