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Helpmate: A Wife, Or Bitter Half. -- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary
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Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.
-- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary"
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HELPMATE, n. A wife, or bitter half. "Now, why is yer wife called a helpmate, Pat?
Says the priest. "Since the time 'o yer wooin' She's niver [sic] assisted in what ye were at -- For it's naught ye are ever doin'....
AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains.
In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman....
UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Half a loaf is better than a whole one if there is much else.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
HERS, pron. His. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
OTHERWISE, adv. No better. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary