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He Ran For The Curb, But I Bagged Him Before He Made It.
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He ran for the curb, but I bagged him before he made it.
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Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much for Ma and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest thing that he ever did, Was before he left he went and named me Sue....
I liked him [Spock] better before he died! -- McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
Before they made him, they broke the mold.
But the pain remained -- and a helpless wonder. The thing he saw was so much more real than the reality of paper, office and commission.
He could not understand what made others blind to it, and what made their indifference possible....
I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.
-- Emo Phillip...
It's no sweat, Henry. Russ made it back to Bugtown before he died.
So he'll regenerate in a couple of days. It's just awful sloppy of him to get killed in the first place....
He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable.
He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable.